Jasper v Doris

Doris won.

Silly, stupid humans thought it didn’t seem too bad outside, and that it seemed like the worst of Storm ‘insert-stupid-name-here’ had missed us, really.

How silly and stupid we were, as we packed up and headed for the beach… Where everyone knows weather worsens because it comes in off the sea… And is wide and flat and open…

Poor sod.

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