Doris won. Silly, stupid humans thought it didn't seem too bad outside, and that it seemed like the worst of Storm 'insert-stupid-name-here' had missed us, really. How silly and stupid we were, as we packed up and headed for the beach... Where everyone knows weather worsens because it comes in off the sea... And is [...]
... This blue crocodile was his favourite, until he tore its legs apart all over the sitting room floor!
I think we can safely say Jasper hates the hoover. Snuggling up seemed to help, though!